'Be a MAN in the
City Watch! The City Watch needs MEN!'
But what it's got includes Corporal Carrot (technically a dwarf),
Lance-Constable Cuddy (really a dwarf), Lance-Constable Detritus
(a troll), Lance-Constable Angua (a woman...most of the time) and
Corporal Nobbs (disqualified from the human race for shoving).
And they need all the help they can get. Because they've only got
twenty-four hours to clean up the town and this is Ankh-Morpork
we're talking about...