HAS NOT PICKED A GOOD TIME TO BE A PRIEST. HE TOUGHT HE'D COME TO
LANCRE FOR A SIMPLE CEREMONY. NOW HE'S CAUGHT UP IN A WAR BETWEEN
VAMPIRES AND WITCHES.
There's young Agnes, who is really in two minds about everything.
Magrat, who is trying to combine witchcraft and nappies, Nanny Ogg...
and Granny Weatherwax, who is big trouble.
And the vampires are intelligent. They've got style and fancy waistcoats.
They're out of the casket, and want a bite of the future. Mightily
Oats knows he has a prayer, but he wishes he had an axe.
Carpe Jugulum is Terry Pratchett's twenty-third Discworld novel
- but the first to star vampires.
'He will remain an enduring, endearing presence in comic literature'
Elizabeth Young, Guardian
'Both his inventiveness and his moral shrewdness seem inexhaustible'
A.S. Byatt, Daily Express